I certainly had never imagined when embroidering an image of
Adam and Eve that it could be deemed offensive to anyone. I was however taken
aback somewhat by the comment from my aunt, one of the first people to see the
finished image. “Oh Tom it’s horrible” she exclaimed.
To have solicited such a strong reaction made me look at it
in a slightly different light, and I soon realised that stump work if executed
in the sumptuous 17th century fashion could indeed be bordering on
the grotesque. Throughout the 18th and 19th century young
girls stitched naïve samplers often depicting Adam and Eve either side of the
tree bearing the forbidden fruit, with the serpent coiled around its trunk. I
don’t suppose for one minute those young girls thought that their delicate work
could be seen as offensive but to our strict Scottish Presbyterians there are
no such acceptable illustrations of bible stories. As a child who did not start
to read until 9 years old illustrations were my only hope of finding faith. Now
I am thankful for the failure of those picture less pages.
When I was sent a copy of the intended poster for the “All
that I do” exhibition I was delighted to see that they had chosen the image of
Adam and Eve, even though it had been sold back in 2017 and would not be on
display it remained a strong eye-catching image. The first inkling that there
might be a problem came when I asked one of the shops in Stornoway if they
could display a poster. They were quite happy to do so but on seeing the poster
they thought there shop assistant might not be so keen. I advised the young
assistant to stay well clear of the exhibition as there were other images that
I considered could be even more offensive such as the naked baby Jesus, shock
horror!
I was keen to get a poster up in North Tolsta village shop
and post office but by now had serious doubts. Sure enough it was given the
thumbs down so I have selected a more neutral image to entice them through the
doors of the gallery and then hit them with some hard biblical porn. So far there
has been only positive admiration for what those visiting rightly see as extra
ordinary work.
I have never been too sure exactly what the roll of a minister
is but certainly one of the results of their ministration on these islands is
to use the so called word of God to strike fear within his flock so as to exert
total control. My ideal God would be one who requires no ministers and I
suppose my own belief is one that is self-administered and as such benign. I
believe in this living world and the record of time held within our earth’s
crust. Sooner or later time will get the better of the human race and we also
will join the growing list of fossilized dinosaurs. The evidence is
non-existent for God having created our universe, and while a believer is willing
to accept all other discoveries and advancements of science, Darwin and the
theory of evolution is a no go area.
Maybe Adam did name the animals that he
discovered around him but surely we are doing that today. Just as some life
forms becoming extinct others are being discovered. Does that unshakable faith
render us so arrogant that we think extinction is only for lesser forms of life
than ourselves? There have been times when walking in remote regions I’ve
stumbled on a quiet dell where crystal clear waters cascade over moss covered
rocks and the sun finger through a fresh green canopy into cool rippling pools,
a Disney World image of heaven that requires no God. Unfortunately with the
present population levels there seems to be an ever increasing need of Gods to
offer a different form of control beyond that of governmental.
So what does this God look like, surely nothing like the
kindly old white haired gentleman in my needle work who holds out a python for
Adam to name? He would be only too easy for children to confuse with the gift
bearing St Nick. And which God should I chose, there are so many on offer. I’ve
learnt from experience that it’s not always advisable to pick the cheapest and
I think I’ve left it too late to become a follower of football, so maybe a
smartphone is the answer to my prayers.
Here ends the second lesson according to doubting Thomas.